Trying my hardest is what I do

if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009

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snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

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kayliesaurusrex:

gambleorcs:

I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”

BEST GRANDMA STORY

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dyselxia:

when you flawlessly execute an insult

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awwww-cute:

My girlfriend bought our cat this hat

awwww-cute:

My girlfriend bought our cat this hat

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mostly-perfect:

So one time my dad bought a skeleton for Halloween, and one day he decided to place it in the kitchen to scare me and it went too far…

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the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not

(Source: manaphy, via ryanvallejo)

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senor-cactuar:

the avengers?

how about the international justice league of super acquaintances

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(Source: bijection, via ryanvallejo)

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bastille:

when you type your password in thinking its wrong but turns out to be correct

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eludible:

Mosquitos are so rude, like who gave you permission to bite my ass?

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d0nn0:

Job Interviewer: so what do you for fun?

Me:

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shubbabang:

those times when you stretch and end up cracking a joint so loud its just

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